What does a garden say when it laughs ?
Hoe, hoe, hoe...

Why is a garden like a story ?
Because the both have plots !

What is it that's given to you, but is used more by other people ?
Your name.

Why did the jelly roll ?
Because it saw the apple turnover.

Why would a sixth sense be a handicap ?
Because it would be a new sense.

What animal keeps the best time ?
A watch dog.

What is found in the middle of both America and Australia ?
The letter 'R'.