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Oliversam Piragalathan (Wed, 27 Jul 2011 23:09:52 -0700): What Is This This Are Jokes.
Cameron Coulson (Mon, 01 Aug 2011 07:18:39 -0700): what's the best way to comunicate with a fish? drop a line.
Kshitiz Shukla (Sat, 06 Aug 2011 06:34:07 -0700): become fish.
Sophie Coyne (Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:14:06 -0800): Cameron yours is funny good one
Jak Jowers (Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:51:01 -0700): hha
(Sat, 06 Aug 2011 05:25:06 -0700): knock knock who there spell. spell who ok, w.h.o!
Olivia Gideon (Wed, 10 Aug 2011 11:24:55 -0700): halo
Shobogun Kazeem Samkclef (Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:51:24 -0700): Olivia Gideon how are you doing can you add me on yahoo is terrymark.me882yahoo.com
(Sat, 06 Aug 2011 05:26:16 -0700): what do u call a sheep wth no lega? a cloud
Krupang Pandya (Tue, 09 Aug 2011 01:52:51 -0700): hi papa
Sophie Coyne (Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:13:25 -0800): knock knock who's there? orange orange who? knock knock who's there orange orange who? knock knock who's there? orange orange who? aren't you glad I didn't say orange again.
Romelei Gilay (Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:13:20 -0800): what cant understand :P
Ray N. Roddy (Fri, 23 Dec 2011 10:17:05 -0800): Romelei Gilay - I think the last one should have said 'banana' at least that's the way I tell it! ;~)
Bryan Carlo Yumang (Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:34:09 -0800): hi
Kaya Zuntová (Fri, 04 May 2012 11:08:39 -0700): Ray N. Roddy No, it should all the time be banana and in the end u just say orange :)
Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:31:06 -0700): Joke: A man had a chicken he kept on hitting it and saying "Every day eggs no cheese" (chicken only lays eggs).
Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:32:45 -0700): Not funny at allllll
Mariam Rizk (Sat, 07 Apr 2012 02:45:07 -0700): HAHAAH I got this from miss kara did't want to post them here i wanted to post them in the websitecuz i know some people will comment about it in a bad way
Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:34:12 -0700): Nice one Sophie :)
Mariam Rizk (Mon, 12 Mar 2012 07:37:39 -0700): Joke: one girl wanted to kill a fish. She put it in water (Fish breathes in water).
Meera Al Khateeb (Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:29:50 -0700): Not so funny...
Esha Malik (Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:54:51 -0700): not so funny meera!
Mariam Rizk (Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:32:33 -0700): ok whatever. But just asking who r u esha?
Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:59:19 -0700): If one is 3 and two is 3 and four is 4 then what's five? Kid: 4 because their is 4 letters.
Jake Smith (Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:02:31 -0700): doctor doctor, I fell on my butt and it has a crack in it! Doctor:It's supposed to have one!
Vedaant Mallick (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 02:29:09 -0700): a man had no hair, next day hair came.
Kiru S'kumar (Sun, 18 Mar 2012 03:16:58 -0700): nice
Rhianna Ibbitson (Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:35:23 -0700): WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD? HE DIDN'T IT WAS HIS DAY OFF.
Rhianna Ibbitson (Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:35:38 -0700): CRAPP
Roslyn Lawson (Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:43:04 -0700): how is a snail sronger than an elephant. cause a snail carrys his house when a elephant only carrys his trunk.
Chuck Cho (Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:01:04 -0700): What kind of music does a balloon hate?
Harshit Bisht (Wed, 02 May 2012 03:12:26 -0700): pagal
Matthew-and Rebecca Brough (Sun, 06 May 2012 02:38:35 -0700): How do monkeys cook there sausages? On a grilla...gorilla lol

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