Why is mayonnaise never ready ?
Because it's always dressing.

Why did the cat stare at the garage light ?
He was trying to make a moth bawl.

What is round and has a terrible temper ?
A vicious circle.

Why were the elephants the last animals off the ark ?
They had to pack their trunks.

How do you make notes of stone ?
Rearrange the letters !

Which Congression wears the biggest hat ?
The one with the largest head.

When is a door not a door ?
When it's ajar.

When is a car not a car ?
When it turns into a garage.

How do elephants climb trees ?
They sit on an acorn and wait for it to grow.

How do elephants climb down from trees ?
They sit on a leaf and wait till fall.