Why do cows wear bells ?
Because their horns won't work.

What kind of paper makes the best paper airplanes ?
Fly paper.

What do you call a foreign ant ?
An important.

What is a dimple ?
A pimple going the other way.

Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach ?
Yes, it is better to swim in the water.

Why is a lame dog like a boy adding six and seven ?
Because he puts down three and carries one.

What is a doughnut ?
A person who is crazy about money.

Why can two very thin people not become good friends ?
They must always be slight acquaintances.

What did the quarter say when it got stuck in the slot ?
Money's tight these days.

Why is snow different from Sunday ?
Because it can fall on any day of the week.