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What part of a football
pitch smells nicest ?
The scenter spot ! |
Why aren't football
stadiums built in outer space ?
Because there is no atmosphere ! |
What's the chilliest
ground in the premiership ?
Cold Trafford ! |
How did the footbal
pitch end up as triangle ?
Somebody took a corner ! |
Which England player
keeps up the fuel supply ?
Paul gas coin ! |
What does
Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?
Ince pies ! |
What does a footballer
and a magician have in common ?
Both do hat tricks ! |
Which goal keeper can
jump higher than a crossbar ?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump ! |
Why are football players
never asked for dinner ?
Because they're always dribbling ! |
Why did the footballer
hold his boot to his ear ?
Because he liked sole music ! |
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