Why is a shoemaker like a minister ?
Because the both try to save soles (souls).

What would you call two banana skins ?
A pair of slippers.

What's the best thing to make in a hurry ?
Haste.

If two wrongs don't make a right, what did two rights make ?
An airplane.

Where does a two-ton gorilla sleep ?
Anywhere he wants to.

If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?
Someone else's coat.

When do two and two make more than four.
When they make 22.

What is the latest thing in dresses ?
A nightdress.

What increases its value by being turned upside down ?
The number 6.

What is the best way to hunt bear ?
With your clothes off.