What can speak every language but has never been to school ?
An echo.

What is the biggest ant ?
An elephant.

What is gray and has a trunk ?
A mouse going on vacation.

What does a baby ape sleep in ?
An apricot.

What amount of money can be divided fifty-fifty between two people giving one of them a hundred times more than the other ?
Fifty dollars and fifty cents.

When will a net hold water ?
When the water has turned to ice.

What's the difference between a running man and a running dog ?
One wears trousers and the other pants.

What letter is nine inches long ?
The letter 'Y' it's one quarter of a yard.

What dish is out of this world ?
A flying sauncer.

What is the shortest month ?
May. It has only three letters.