Which eye gets hit the most ?
The bulls-eye.

Why was the dog chasing his tail ?
He was trying to make both ends meet.

What sort of band doesn't make music ?
A rubber band.

What is the difference between an old man and a cow ?
One lives in the past, the other in the pasture.

What is the best way to win a race ?
Run faster than anyone else!

What happened when the boy sat on a pin ?
Nothing, it was a safety pin.

Why did Moses lose the race ?
Because the Lord told him to come forth.

Who drives away all his customers ?
A taxi driver.

What sick bird is unlawful ?
An ill-eagle.

Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?
Because it is an acre.