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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?

Waddle you give me if I go away !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wade !
Wade who ?
Wade up little Susie !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wade !
Wade who ?
Wade till next time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wafer !
Wafer who ?

Wafer a long time but now I'm back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wales !
Wales who ?

Wales long as I'm here, shall we go out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wah !
Wah who ?

Well you don't have to get so excited about it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?

Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?

Waiter I get my hands on you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waldo !
Waldo who ?

Waldo the washing up in the morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wallace !
Wallace who ?

Wallace have ears !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wallace !
Wallace who ?

Wallace saying nasy things about you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walnut !
Walnut who ?

Walnut too strong, don't lean on it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walnuts !
Walnuts who ?

Walnuts around here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walrus !
Walrus who ?
Why do you walrus ask that silly question ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walt !
Walt who ?
Walting Matilda !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walt !
Walt who ?
Walt till your father gets home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walter !
Walter who ?

Walterdash !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walter !
Walter who ?

Walter-wall carpeting !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?

Wanda off and you'll get lost !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?

Wanda buy a cheap bike ? It's got no wheels but....!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?

Wanda around while I climb through the window !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?

Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wannetta !
Wannetta who ?

Wannetta time please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ward !
Ward who ?

Ward do you want?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ward !
Ward who ?

Ward of Damocles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Warner !
Warner who ?

Warner a lift ? My car's outside !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Warner !
Warner who ?

Warner you coming out to play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Warren !
Warren who ?

Warren peace is a famous Russian novel !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Warren !
Warren who ?

Warren my birthday suit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Warrior !
Warrior who ?

Warrior you been all my life !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wash !
Wash who ?

Wash you there , Fred !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?

Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?

Water way to answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water skier !
Water skier who ?

Water skier'd of, I'm harmless !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Watson !
Watson who ?
Watson your head !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Watson !
Watson who ?
Watson the menu today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Watson !
Watson who ?
Watson television !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Watusi !
Watusi who ?

Watusi is what you get !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wayne !
Wayne who ?

Wayneward wind is a restless wind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wayne !
Wayne who ?

Wayne is coming through the roof !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wayne !
Wayne who ?

Wayne are you coming over to my house !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weaken !
Weaken who ?

Weaken work it out, don't worry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weasel !
Weasel who ?

Weasel while you work !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weavish !
Weavish who ?

Weavish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Webster !
Webster who ?
Webster spin, your local spider !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wedgewood !
Wedgewood who ?

Wedgewood come if he could but he's busy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weed !
Weed who ?

Weed don't need no education !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weevil !
Weevil who ?

Weevil only be staying a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weevil !
Weevil who ?

Weevil make you open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weevil !
Weevil who ?

Weevil work it out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Welk !
Welk who ?
Welk-ome home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weird !
Weird who ?

Weird Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band, and we hope you have enjoyed the show !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weirdo !
Weirdo who ?

Weirdo you think you're going !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Welcome !
Welcome who ?

Welcome up and see me sometime !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wendy !
Wendy who ?
Wendy re, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wendy !
Wendy who ?
Wendy go ? I never saw him !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wendy !
Wendy who ?
Wendy come to take you away I won't stop them !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Werther !
Werther who ?
Werther pon the vine !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wes !
Wes who ?
Wes Side Story !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wesley !
Wesley who ?
Wesley wind is blowing out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wet Wet Wet !
Wet Wet Wet who ?
Wet Wet Wet out here, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wheelbarrow !
Wheelbarrow who ?
Wheelbarrow some money and go on holiday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wheneverl !
Wheneverl who ?

Whenever body going to stop asking me that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Whereof !
Whereof who ?

Wherof all the leaves gone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Whistle!
Whistle who ?

Whistle be going home soon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
White !
White who ?
White in the middle of it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Whitney!
Whitney who ?

Whitney have to say to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Whitny!
Whitny who ?

Whitnyssed the crime !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Whittle !
Whittle who ?

Whittle Orphan Annie !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Who!
Who who ?

Bad echo in here, isn't there !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Who!
Who who ?

You sound like an owl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Whoopi !
Whoopi who ?
Whoopi cushion !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?

Wicked go for long walks together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?

Wicked make beautiful music together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wigwam !
Wigwam who ?

Wigwam your head when it's cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wilde !
Wilde who ?
Wilde at heart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wilfred !
Wilfred who ?
Wilfred come if we ask nicely ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wilfred !
Wilfred who ?
Wilfred like his present ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Will !
Will who ?
Will you go away now please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Willa!
Willa who ?
Willa you marry me !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
William !
William who ?
William Eynd my bike while I go to the shops ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
William !
William who ?
William-ind your own business !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Willie !
Willie who ?
Willie be home for dinner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Willis !
Willis who ?

Willis rain ever stop !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Willoughby !
Willoughby who ?

Willoughby a monkey's uncle !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Willow !
Willow who ?
Willow stop it with all these jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Willow !
Willow who ?
Willow or won't you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Willy !
Willy who ?
Willy make it ? I bet he won't !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wilma !
Wilma who ?
Wilma dreams come true ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wilma !
Wilma who ?
Wilma lunch be ready soon ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wilson !
Wilson who ?
Wilson be there !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Window !
Window who ?
Window we leave for the party !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wine !
Wine who ?
Wine don't you like these jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Winnie !
Winnie who ?
Winnie isn't everything !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Winston !
Winston who ?
Wilnston of you said that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Witch !
Witch who ?
Witch way to London !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Witches !
Witches who ?
Witches the way to go home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Witold !
Witold who ?
Witold you what to do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wizard !
Wizard who ?
Wizard you I'm lost !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wood !
Wood who ?

Woodnes gracious, great balls of fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wooden shoe !
Wooden shoe who ?

Wooden shoe like to know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Woodworm !
Woodworm who ?

Woodworm cake be enough or would you like two !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Woody !
Woody who ?
Woody answer the door please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Woody !
Woody who ?
Woody it be lovely ? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Woody !
Woody who ?
Woody you want !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Woolf !
Woolf who ?

Woolf in sheeps clothing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Worm !
Worm who ?

Worm in here isn't it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Worzel !
Worzel who ?
It's upstairs - first on the left !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wound !
Wound who ?
Wound and wound the wugged wocks the wagged wascal wan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wylie !
Wylie who ?
Wylie opens the door his house is burning down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wyn !
Wyn who ?

Wyn or lose, its the taking part that counts !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wynette !
Wynette who ?
Wynette let me in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wynona !
Wynona who ?

Wynona short race !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wyoming !
Wyoming who ?
Wyoming so mean to me !

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