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Knock Knock
Who's there !
F-2 !
F-2 who ?
F-2 go to the bathroom !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fajita !
Fajita who ?
Fajita another thing I'm going to be sick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Falafel !
Falafel who ?
Falafel off my bike and cut my knee !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fang !
Fang who ?
Fangs for letting me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fang !
Fang who ?
Fangs for the memory !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body calls, I'm out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body gonna open this door then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny Girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny the way you keep saying " Who's there ?" everytime I knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanta !
Fanta who ?
Fanta Claus !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fantasy !
Fantasy who ?
Fantasy a walk in the park !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farley !
Farley who ?
Farley the leader !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farmer !
Farmer who ?
Farmer people here than there were last year !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farmer !
Farmer who ?
Farmer birthday I'm going to have a new bike !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Farrah !
Farrah who ?
Farrah 'nough !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fascist !
Fascist who ?
Fascist you can go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fasten !
Fasten who ?
Fasten the fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fatso !
Fatso who ?
Fatso funny about these knock knock jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fatso !
Fatso who ?
Fatso the matter with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fax !
Fax who ?
Fax you very much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Faye all laughed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Faye Kearings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Fayed Love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felicity !
Felicity who ?
Felicity getting more polluted every day !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felipe !
Felipe who ?
Felipe bath, I need a wash !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix Ited, about meeting you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix-cited all over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix his bottom again I'll scream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ferdie !
Ferdie who ?
Ferdie last time open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ferdinand !
Ferdinand who ?
Ferdinand beats two in the bush !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fergie !
Fergie who ?
Fergie-dness sake let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ferrer !
Ferrer who ?
Ferrer'vrything there is a season !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ferris !
Ferris who ?
Ferris fair, you win !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Few !
Few who ?
Few, what is that smell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fez !
Fez who ?
Fez me, that's who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddle !
Fiddle ?
Fiddle make you happy I'll tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddle !
Fiddle ?
Fiddle-dee-dee !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks out of the bottom of the bed if you're too tall !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks (Feet'll stick) out if the blanket is too short !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fido !
Fido who?
Fido known you were coming I'd have left the door open!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fifi !
Fifi who?
Fifi-ling cold, let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fletcher !
Fletcher who ?
Fletcher self go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fido !
Fido who ?
Fido I have to wait here ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona had something better to do do you think we'd be knocking on this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona had something better to do do you think I'd hang around here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona of the house, I've come for the rent !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fish !
Fish who ?
Fish-us temper you've got, calm down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fish !
Fish who ?
Bless you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fission !
Fission who ?
Fission a bowl are safe fron the cat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fitzwilliam !
Fitzwilliam who ?
Fitzwilliam better than it fits me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Five !
Five who ?
Five and drums
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fizzle !
Fizzle who ?
Fizzle make you burp!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea forty five in a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea blind mice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fletcher !
Fletcher who ?
Fletcher self go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fleur !
Fleur who ?
Fleur-ide toothpaste !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flo !
Flo who ?
Flo your candles out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flora !
Flora who ?
Flora-t the top of the tower !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Florida !
Florida who ?
Florida room is sticky !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Florida !
Florida who ?
Florida bathroom is wet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flossie !
Flossie who ?
Flossie your teeth everyday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flounder !
Flounder who ?
Flounder key on the drive, here you go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flute !
Flute who ?
Flute in the cellar, everything is soaked !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fly !
Fly who ?
Fly away soon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fodder !
Fodder who ?
Fodder and mother are taking me on holiday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Foot !
Foot who ?
Foot two pence I'd go away now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fonda !
Fonda who ?
Fonda my family !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fonda !
Fonda who ?
Fonda you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Forbes !
Forbes who ?
Forbes of Evil !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ford !
Ford who ?
Ford he's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fork !
Fork who ?
Fork-et him !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Formosa !
Formosa who ?
Formosa the summer I was away on my holiday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Forster !
Forster who ?
Forstern issue !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fossil !
Fossil who ?
Fossil last time, open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Foster !
Foster who ?
Foster than a speeding bullet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four !
Four who ?
Four he's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fox !
Fox who ?
Fox you very much !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fozzie !
Fozzie who ?
Fozzie hundredth time, my name is Nathan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fran !
Fran who ?
Fran the horse's mouth !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fran !
Fran who ?
Frandship !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
France !
France who ?
France of the family !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frances !
Frances who ?
Frances hello !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francie !
Francie who ?
Francie that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis next to Germany !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis where people speak French !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis on the other side of the Channel !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francoise !
Francoise who ?
Francoise once a great empire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Frankenstien !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Franks and beans !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frankie !
Frankie who ?
Frankie my dear, I don't give a dam !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Franz !
Franz who ?
Franz, Romans, Countryman... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I can't come out tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I'm going to have to leave now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I've got some bad news !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred Badge of Courage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freda !
Freda who ?
Freda make these jokes all day !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frederick !
Frederick who ?
Frederick Express !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freddie !
Freddie who ?
Freddie cat, why don't you just open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freddie !
Freddie who ?
Freddie or not here I come !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freddie and Abel !
Freddie and Abel who?
Freddie and Abel to do business !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fredo !
Fredo and Abel who?
Fredo the dark, turn on the light !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fred N Green !
Fred N Green who?
Fred N Green are my favourite colours !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Freighter !
Freighter who ?
Freighter open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Friends !
Friends who ?
Friends-ied attack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fresno !
Fresno who ?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fricka !
Fricka who ?
Frickassee !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Frida !
Frida who ?
Frida be !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fruit !
Fruit who ?
Fruit of all evil !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fruit !
Fruit who ?
Fruit of the loom !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fudge !
Fudge who ?
Fudge up - there's no room !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Furlong !
Furlong who ?
Furlong time I've wanted to come along and say hello !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Furlow !
Furlow who ?
Furlow the leader !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Furry !
Furry who ?
Furry's a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fuschia !
Fuschia who ?
Fuschia ever call me, I'm going to be out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fuzzy !
Fuzzy who ?
Fuzzy sake of old times, open the door !
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