knock knock jokes

Back a page Knock Knock Jokes "C" Forward a page
A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z
Knock Knock
Who's there !
C-2 !
C-2 who ?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cabot !
Cabot who ?
Cabotret !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar !
Caesar who ?
Caesar quickly before she gets away !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar !
Caesar who ?
Caesar jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cain !
Cain who ?
Cain you tell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caitlin !
Caitlin who ?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callas !
Callas who ?
Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callum !
Callum who ?
Callum all black !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cam !
Cam who ?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cameron !
Cameron who ?
Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Camila !
Camila who ?
Camila minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candace !
Candace who ?
Candace with love !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candice !
Candice who ?
Candice get any better !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candy !
Candy who ?
Candy cow jump over the moon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cannelloni !
Cannelloni who ?
Cannelloni some money till next week ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe !
Canoe who ?
Canoe you lend me some money ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe !
Canoe who ?
Canoe come out and play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canon !
Canon who ?
Canon open the door then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cantaloupe !
Cantaloupe who ?
Cantaloupe with you tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canter !
Canter who ?
Canter your sister come out to play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canto !
Canto who ?
Canto your change !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Card !
Card who ?
Card you see it's me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo !
Cargo who ?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo !
Cargo who ?
Cargo "beep, beep" !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carl !
Carl who ?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlene !
Carlene who ?
Carlene against that wall ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlo !
Carlo who ?
Carlo-ad of junk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carlotta !
Carlotta who ?
Carlotta trouble when it breaks down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carmen !
Carmen who ?
Carmen get it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carol !
Carol who ?
Carol go if you turn the ignition key !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caroline !
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie me home, I'm tired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie a torch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie on camping !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie the bags into the house please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrot !
Carrot who ?
Carrot me back home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carson !
Carson who ?
Carconogenic !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cartoon !
Cartoon who ?
Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cass !
Cass who ?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassette !
Cassette who ?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassie !
Cassie who ?
Cassie the forest for the trees !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castor !
Castor who ?
Castorblanca !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Castro !
Castro who ?
Castro bread upon the waters !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cat !
Cat who ?
Cat you understand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cat !
Cat who ?
Cat you just open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caterpillar !
Caterpillar who ?
Caterpillar a few mice for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cathy !
Cathyl who ?
Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cathy !
Cathyl who ?
Cathy the the doorbell, it's too dark out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Catskills !
Catskills who ?
Catskills mice !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Catsup !
Catsup who ?
Catsup on the roof, want me to go and fetch him !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cattle !
Cattle who ?
Cattle always purr when you stroke her !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cauliflower !
Cauliflower who ?
Cauliflower by any other name and it's still a daisy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecil !
Cecil who ?
Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecile !
Cecile who ?
Cecile th-the w-windows. Th-there's a m-monster out there !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecile !
Cecile who ?
Cecile this envelope !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celery !
Celery who ?
Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I lend you money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I'm going to tell you this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celesta !
Celesta who ?
Celesta draws !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cellar !
Cellar who ?
Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cello !
Cello who ?
Cello dere !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Census !
Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Census !
Census who ?

Census Saturday we don't have to go to school !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cereal !
Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chad !
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chair !
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chapman !
Chapman who ?
Chapman-y times if you like the show !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Charles !
Charles who ?
Charles your luck on the lottery !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Charlie !
Charlie who ?
Charlie horse !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chaz !
Chaz who ?
Chaz nasty as you wanna be !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Che !
Che who ?
Che what your made of !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Checkmate !
Checkmate who ?
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a jolly good fellow !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a cute girl !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chef !
Chef who ?
Chef Bridges !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cher !
Cher who ?
Cher and share alike !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cherry !
Cherry who ?
Cherry oh, see you later !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chest !
Chest who ?
Chest-nuts for sale !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester minute, Don't you recognise me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester drawers !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester the nick of time !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterfield !
Chesterfield who ?
Chesterfield full of cows, nothing else !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterfield !
Chesterfield who ?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterton !
Chesterton who ?
Chesterton of fun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chicken !
Chicken who ?
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chicken !
Chicken who ?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chile !
Chile who?
Chile out tonight !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
China !
China who?
China late, isn't it? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chin !
Chin who ?
Chin up. I'm not going to tell you any more knock knocks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chin and Tony !
Chin and Tony who ?
Chin and Tonyk !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chip !
Chip who ?
Chip of Fools !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
China !
China who?
China just like old times isn't it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe as the bark to the tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Choc-ice !
Choc-ice who ?
Choc-ice into this glass would you please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chocs !
Chocs who ?
Chocs away !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chopin !
Chopin who ?
Chopin the supermarket !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chopin !
Chopin who ?
Chopin list !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chow Mein !
Chow Mein who ?
Chow mein to meet you my dear !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chris !
Chris who ?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chrome !
Chrome who ?
Chromeosone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chrysalis !
Chrysalis who ?
Chrysalis the cake for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck !
Chuck who ?
Chuck and see if the door is locked !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck !
Chuck who ?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Churchill !
Churchill who ?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cicero !
Cicero who ?
Cicero the boat ashore !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cigarette !
Cigarette who ?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cindy !
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clara !
Clara who ?
Clara space on the table !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clare !
Clare who ?
Clare your throat before you speak !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clarence !
Clarence who ?
Clarence sale !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clark !
Clark who ?
Clark your car in the garage !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clarkeson !
Clarkeson who ?
Clarkeson watches tell the time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Claude !
Claude who ?
Claudework Orange !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Claudette !
Claudette who ?
Claudette a whole cake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clay !
Clay who ?
Clay on, Sam !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clay !
Clay who ?
Clay pigeon !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff !
Cliff who ?
Cliff hanger !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff !
Cliff who ?
Cliff the hedges !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Clinton !
Clinton who ?
Clinton your eye !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clive !
Clive who ?
Clive every mountain, ford every stream !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Closure !
Closure who ?
Closure mouth when you eat !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clothesline !
Clothesline who ?
Clothesline all over the floor end up creased !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clown !
Clown who ?
Clown for the count !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cod !
Cod who ?
Cod red-handed !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coda !
Coda who ?
Coda paint !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coffin !
Coffin who ?
Coffin and spluttering !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cohen !
Cohen who ?
Cohen your own way !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cole !
Cole who ?
Cole as a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cole !
Cole who ?
Coleumbian coffee, the richest coffee in the world !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?

Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin and see me on your way home !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?

Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen all cars !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen up your room, it's filthy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen up this mess !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen a spade a spade !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collie !
Collie who ?
Collie Miss Molly, I don't know !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collier !
Collier who ?
Collier self a man do you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collier !
Collier who ?
Collier big brother see if I care !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colline !
Colline who ?
Colline your room, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne !
Cologne who ?
Cologne Ranger is here !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne !
Cologne who ?
Cologne me names won't help !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colonel !
Colonel who ?
Colonel of truth !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colonel !
Colonel who ?
Colonel the market !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colt !
Colt who ?
Colt as a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Comic !
Comic who ?
Comic and see me sometime !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook !
Cook who ?
That's the first I've heard this year !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cookie !
Cookie who ?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Coolidge !
Coolidge who ?
Coolidge a cucumber !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Comb !
Comb who ?
Comb on down and I'll tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Con !
Con who?
Con unhinged !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conan !
Conan who?
Conan Jimmies go well with ice cream !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Concert !
Concert who?
Concert'er yourself at home, consider yourself part of the family !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conga !
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Congo !
Congo who?
Congo into the woods - it's dangerous !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Congo !
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conover !
Conover who?
Conover remember the punchline !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Constance Norah !
Constance Norah who?
Constance Norahs makes it difficult to sleep !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Consumption !
Consumption who ?
Consumption be done about all these knock knock jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Conyers !
Conyers who ?
Conyers please open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook !
Cook who ?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cookie !
Cookie who ?
Cookie-n the kitchen, it's easier !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Copperfield !
Copperfield who?
Copperfield bad so I came instead !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cork !
Cork who ?
Cork and beans !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Corrinne !
Corrinne who ?
Corrinne the bell now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosby !
Cosby who ?
Cosby your fingers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosi !
Cosi who ?
Cosi has to !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cosmo !
Cosmo who ?
Cosmo trouble than you're worth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Costa !
Costa who ?
Costa lot !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Costas !
Costas who ?
Costas a fortune to get here !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cotton !
Cotton who ?
Cotton a trap !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Courtney!
Courtney who ?
Courtney criminals recently !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Courtney Pine !
Courtney Pine who ?
Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cousin !
Cousin who ?
Cousin stead of opening the door I'm still stood here !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cozy !
Cozy who ?
Cozy who's knocking !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Craig !
Craig who ?
Craig in the wall !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cream !
Cream who ?
Cream any louder and the police will be round !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crete !
Crete who ?
Crete to see you again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crete !
Crete who ?
Crete to be safe and sound again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crewcut !
Crewcut who?
Crewcut and I'm the only one left !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cricket !
Cricket who ?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crispin !
Crispin who ?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crock and Dial !
Crock and Dial who ?
Crock and Dial Dundee !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cronkite !
Cronkite who ?
Cronkite evidence !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
C's !
C's who ?
C's the day !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cuba !
Cuba who ?
Cuba wood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cugat !
Cugat who ?
Cugat to love my jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cumin !
Cumin who?
Cumin side, its freezing out there !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cupid !
Cupid who?
Cupid quiet in there !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curly !
Curly who ?
Curly Q !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curry !
Curry who ?
Curry me back home will you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Custer !
Custer who ?
Custer a penny to find out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cymbals !
Cymbals who?
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cynthia !
Cynthia who ?
Cynthia you been away I missed you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cy !
Cy who ?
Cy'n on the botton line !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyprus !
Cyprus who ?
Cyprus the bell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril thing - no imitations here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril pleasure to meet you again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril nice to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Czech !
Czech who ?
Czech before you open the door !

 

Back a page Knock Knock Jokes "C" Forward a page
A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

Email this page to a friend

 

Home | Parents | Links | Games | Send us a Joke
Animal Jokes | Boy/Girl Jokes | Doctor, Doctor | Holiday Jokes
Internet Jokes
| Knock Knock Jokes | Monster Tales | Riddles
Scary Jokes | School Jokes | Silly Jokes | Sports Jokes |
Even More Jokes !

© 1998-2010 Kidsjokes.co.uk - Copyright Notice

 

 

 

 

 

 







Popular Pages