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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mabel !
Mabel who ?
Mabel doesn't ring either
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mabel !
Mabel who ?
Mabel syrup is lovely
on puddings ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Madame !
Madame who ?
Madame finger's caught
in the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Madame !
Madame who ?
Madame foot is caught
in the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Madonna !
Madonna who ?
Madonna's being mean, tell her off ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Madrid !
Madrid who ?
Madrid you wash my jeans ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mae !
Mae who ?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maggot !
Maggot who ?
Maggot me these new jeans today ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maia !
Maia who ?
Maianimals are like children to me! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maida !
Maida who ?
Maida cake 'cause you were coming ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maina !
Maina who ?
Maina-nimals are like children to me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maine !
Maine who ?
Maine I come in now please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maisie !
Maisie who ?
Maisie Grace ! |
Knock
Knock
Who's
there !
Major !
Major who ?
Major B. Hindsor when
you got spanked! |
Knock
Knock
Who's
there !
Major !
Major who ?
Major headache, that
noise ! |
Knock
Knock
Who's
there !
Major !
Major who ?
Major answer didn't
I ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Malcolm !
Malcolm who ?
Malcome you didn't do your homework ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mali !
Mali who ?
Mali Brown ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Malt !
Malt who ?
Malt-esers the girls terribly ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mamie !
Mamie who ?
Mamie a new dress ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Man !
Man who ?
Managed to get here then ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Manchu !
Manchu who ?
Manchu your food six times at least ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mandy !
Mandy who ?
Mandy lifeboats, we're sinking ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Manitoba !
Manitoba who ?
Manitoba me hours to get out of here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Manny !
Manny who ?
Manny people keep asking
me that ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Manny !
Manny who ?
Manny are called, but
few are chosen ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Manuel !
Manuel who ?
Manuel be sorry if you
don't open this door
! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mao !
Mao who ?
Mao'th of babes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Maple !
Maple who ?
Maple the door off its
hinges if you don't let me in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mara !
Mara who ?
Mara mara on the wall....
! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marcella !
Marcella who ?
Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning, help ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
March !
March who ?
March, march, quick, quick march ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marcia !
Marcia who ?
Marcia glad I stopped by ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marcus !
Marcus who ?
Marcus a book in the Bible ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Margo !
Margo who ?
Margo and fetch Pa off the roof, his ladder just broke ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mark !
Mark who ?
Mark the Herald Angels Sing ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Markus !
Markus who ?
Markus down for two tickets will you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maria !
Maria who ?
Maria me, I love you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marian !
Marian who ?
Marian money ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marie !
Marie who ?
Marie the one you love ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marietta !
Marietta who ?
Marietta whole cake ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marilyn !
Marilyn who ?
Marilyn is a state north of Virginia ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marina !
Marina who ?
Marina is too tight on that finger ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marion !
Marion who ?
Marion on a Sunday ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marion !
Marion who ?
Marion haste, repent at leisure ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mark !
Mark who ?
Mark my words ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marmalade !
Marmalade who ?
Marmalade me said the little chicken ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mars !
Mars who ?
Mars-ays you've got to come in now ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Martha !
Martha who ?
Martha them up to the top of the hill and the marched them down again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Martini !
Martini who ?
Martini had is frozen so let me in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Marvin !
Marvin who ?
Marvin I wonderful ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary !
Mary who ?
Mary in haste, repent at leisure ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary !
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mata !
Mata who ?
Mata of life and death
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mata Hari !
Mata Hari who ?
Mata Hari, we will miss
the train ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matt !
Matt who ?
Mattadore ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matt !
Matt who ?
Matter of fact ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matt !
Matt who ?
Matt as a hatter ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matthew !
Matthew who ?
Matthew lace has come undone ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matthew !
Matthew who ?
Matthew is pinthing my foot! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Matthew !
Matthew who ?
Matthew need help with but your English is good ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maude !
Maude who ?
Maude of plastic ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maude !
Maude who ?
Mauden living ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maude !
Maude who ?
Mauden my jobs worth ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maura !
Maura who ?
The Maura the merrier ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mauve !
Mauve who ?
Maudve over ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mavis !
Mavis who ?
Mavis be the last time I knock on this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Max !
Max who ?
Maximum security needed around here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Max !
Max who ?
Max no difference. Open the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maxie !
Maxie who ?
Maxie-mum ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maxine !
Maxine who ?
Maxine the wave dude ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maxwell !
Maxwell who ?
Maxwell call later if your not going to answer ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
May !
May who ?
Maybellene, why can't you be true ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
May !
May who ?
Maybe its a friend at the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maya !
Maya who ?
Maya best friend ? |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mayan !
Mayan who ?
Mayan eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Maybelle !
Maybelle who ?
Maybelle doesn't ring either ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mayonnaise !
Mayonnaise who ?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
McEnroe !
McEnroe who ?
McEnroe fast with his own oar ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Me !
Me who ?
I didn't know you had your own cat ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mecca !
Mecca who ?
Mecca me happy ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Medellin !
Medellin who ?
Medellin where you don't belong ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meg !
Meg who ?
Meg your bed before you get any breakfast ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meg !
Meg who ?
Meg me a drink ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meg !
Meg who ?
Meg a clean breast of things ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meg !
Meg who ?
Meg up your mind ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Megan !
Megan who ?
Megan a cake ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mel !
Mel who ?
Mel-t down ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Melba !
Melba who ?
Melba toast ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Melita !
Melita who ?
Melita chickadee ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Melon !
Melon who ?
Melon-d Kim ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Metallica !
Metallica who ?
Metallica-nd sleek looks are best for cars ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mercedes !
Mercedes who ?
Mercedes your best friend ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meredith !
Meredith who ?
Meredith kind of knock knock jokes and I'm leaving ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meter !
Meter who ?
Meter at the bus stop at 6pm ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Meyerbeer !
Meyerbeer who ?
Meyerbeer is warm ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mia !
Mia who ?
Mia'nd my shadow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mica !
Mica who ?
Mica is double-parked,
so hurry up ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Micah !
Micah who ?
Micah runneth over ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mice !
Mice who ?
Mice to meet you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Michael !
Michael who ?
Michael-lock has stopped ticking ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Michael !
Michael who ?
Michael beat you up if you don't open this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Michelle !
Michelle who ?
Michelle had a big crab
inside it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mick !
Mick who ?
Mick a clean break of
it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mickey !
Mickey who ?
Mickey dropped down
the drain ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mickey !
Mickey who ?
Mickey's stuck in the
lock ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mickey !
Mickey who ?
Mickey is lost so that's
why I'm knocking ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Micro !
Micro who ?
Micro is missing, there's a reward ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Midas !
Midas who ?
Midas well have stayed
at home for all you care ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Midas !
Midas who ?
Midas well relax. I'm
not going anywhere ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Midas !
Midas who ?
Midas well open the
door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mike and Angelo !
Mike and Angelo who ?
Mike and Angelo's David ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mike !
Mike who ?
Mike-robe ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mike !
Mike who ?
Mike-ingdom for a horse ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mike !
Mike who ?
Mike kind of girl ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mikey !
Mikey who ?
Mikey won't fit in this lock ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Miles !
Miles who ?
Miles away ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Milo !
Milo who ?
Milo bed is too uncomfortable ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mimi !
Mimi who ?
Mimi b-bike is b-broken ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mine !
Mine who ?
Mine u hat just blew away ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minerva !
Minerva who ?
Minerva-s wreck from all these questions ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Miniature !
Miniature who ?
Miniature open you mouth
you put your foot in it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Miniature !
Miniature who ?
Miniature open the door,
I'll tell you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Minneapolis !
Minneapolis who ?
Minneapolis a day keeps
the doctor away !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minnie !
Minnie who ?
Minnie words will not fill the bushell ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minnie !
Minnie who ?
Minnie-mum ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minnie !
Minnie who ?
Minnie more ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Minnie !
Minnie who ?
No not Minnie-who -
Minnehaha !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Minsk !
Minsk who ?
Minsk meat ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mint !
Mint who ?
Mint to tell you earlier ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mira !
Mira who ?
Miracle on 34th Street! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Miranda !
Miranda who ?
Miranda friend want to come in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mischa !
Mischa who ?
Mischa a lot !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Miss !
Miss who ?
Miss L. Toe is nice
at Christmas !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Miss Piggy !
Miss Piggy ?
Miss Piggy went to market, Miss Piggy stayed at home... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Missouri !
Missouri who ?
Missouri loves company!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mistake !
Mistake who ?
Mistake a pill if you have a headache ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mission !
Mission who ?
Mission you lots ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mister !
Mister who ?
Mister last bus home
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mitzi !
Mitzi who ?
Mitzi door shut, you'll
never know !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Modem !
Modem who ?
Modem lawns, grass is getting high ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Moe !
Moe who ?
Moe than you bargained
for ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Moira !
Moira who ?
The Moira the merrier
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Moira !
Moira who ?
Moira see you, Moira
like you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mom !
Mom who ?
Mom's the word ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Money !
Money who ?
Money is stiff since
I knocked it on the table leg ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Monkey !
Monkey who ?
Monkey Wards ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Monkey !
Monkey who ?
Monkey won't fit that's
why I knocked !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Monster !
Monster who ?
Monster munch ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Montana !
Montana who ?
Montana your hide if she finds out you ate all of the cookies ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Monty !
Monty who ?
Montyzuma's revenge ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Moose !
Moose who ?
Moose you be so nosy
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Moppet !
Moppet who ?
Moppet up before it
gets sticky !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Morrie !
Morrie who ?
Morrie tries to kiss
me the more I run away !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Morris !
Morris who ?
Morris in the pot, help
yourself !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Morris !
Morris who ?
Morris less !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Morris !
Morris who ?
Morris another day !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Morrison !
Morrison who ?
Morrison, the more sun tan ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Morrissey !
Morrissey who ?
Morrissey the pretty
birdies !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mort !
Mort who ?
Mort to the point, who are you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mortimor !
Mortimor who ?
Mortimor that meets
the eye !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Moscow !
Moscow who ?
Moscow moos but some
are very quiet !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Moscow !
Moscow who ?
Moscow home soon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Moses !
Moses who ?
Moses will you come and have tea with us ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mosquito!
Mosquito who ?
Mosquito smoking soon
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Moth !
Moth who ?
Moth get mythelf a new
key ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mountain !
Mountain who ?
Mountain debts ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Moustache !
Moustache who ?
Moustache you a question,
are you ready ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mozart !
Mozart who ?
Mozart is in museums ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Mr !
Mr who !
Missed her at the bus
stop ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Muffin !
Muffin who ?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Muffin !
Muffin who ?
Muffin grouchy first
thing in the morning !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mummy !
Mummy who ?
Mummeasles are better so can I come in ? |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mummy !
Mummy who ?
Mummy's the word ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Munich !
Munich who ?
Munich me sick with all these jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Munro!
Munro who ?
Munro fast to the other
side ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Murphy !
Murphy who ?
Murphy, have murphy,
don't eat me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Murphy !
Murphy who ?
Murphy murphy me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Murray !
Murray who ?
Murray Lee rolling along ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Murray !
Murray who ?
Murray me ! Not likely ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Musket !
Musket who ?
Musket in, it's urgent ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Musketeer !
Musketeer who ?
Musketeer a doorbell, tired of knocking ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mustard !
Mustard who ?
Mustard left in in the car ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Myope !
Myope who ?
Myope is that you get
well soon ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Myth !
Myth who ?
Myth you too
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