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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba banana !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbott ! Abbott who ? Abbott time you opened this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel seaman !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acid down and be quiet !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Acute ! Acute who ? Acute little boy !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? First Ada kit !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada lot for breakfast!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada burger for lunch !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam will burst any minute now!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards and we'll play snap !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adlai ! Adlai who ? Adlai a bet on that !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us, open up !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aesop ! Aesop who ? Aesop I saw a puddy cat !

Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahab ! Ahab who ? Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmedeus Motzart !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida huge breakfast before going to school !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida whole village cos I'm a monster!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida whole box of chocolate and I feel really sick!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen Dover and fell down !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al be seeing you!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al go home if you're not nice to me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al give you a kiss if you open this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan't my lesson !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska one more time!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my friend the question then !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldous ! Aldous who ? Aldous who arn't interested - go home !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldous ! Aldous who ? Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec my lolly !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta bit of lovin' !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex the questions round here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf thumbs !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfalfa ! Alfalfa who ? Alfalfa you if you fall for me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfalfa ! Alfalfa who ? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Alfie ! Alfie who ? Alfie you in my dreams !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Alfie ! Alfie who ? Alfie terrible if you leave !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred the needle if you sew !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali wanna di is have some fun !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali, Ali oxen free !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison forgiven, please come home !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison Wonderland!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison it's dark outside !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Allan ! Allan who ! Allan-d of Manhattan !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alli ! Alli who ? Alligator, that's who !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Allied ! Allied who ? Allied, so sue me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Allocate ! Allocate who ? Allocate, how are you dear ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma candy's gone !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Almany times do I have to knock!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma not going to tell you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea later this afternoon !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea later, alligator !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin a great time, how about you ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda-rin orange !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda fix the television !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-ta than I was yesterday !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin thing to do !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia gonna tell you once !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorbell !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia poor boy, nobody loves me!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia little kid !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito bit me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amosquito just bit me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam hungry I could eat a horse !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy high !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten !

Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all over the wall, and boy is she in big trouble !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew a picture of Allison that hurt her feelings !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew a picture !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy bit me again !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy mosquito bit me again !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita Loos ! Anita Loos who ? Anita Loos about 10 pounds !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann Tartic !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Anndromeda Strain !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Anna one, anna two... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Anna-tomical !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather mosquito!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Anna going to tell you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Annette ! Annette who ? Annette curtain looks good in the window !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie one you like !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple your hair if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arch ! Arch who ? Sounds like you got the flu !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arch ! Arch who ? You catching a cold ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend you haven't seen for years !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthur-tis, it's very painful !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthur any cats in your house ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthur any more biscuits in the tin !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia you going to let me in then !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia matter of fact I can't remember !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Asta ! Asta who ? Asta the ball is over !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Astronaut ! Astronaut ? Astronaut here, I'll come back later !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Atch ! Atch who ? I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena flying saucer !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Athens ! Athens who ? Athens I love you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Athol ! Athol who ? Athol'd my bike, thou I had to walk !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Athos ! Athos who ? Athos it makes a difference !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Atlas ! Atlas ? Atlas it's the weekend !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Atomic ! Atomic who ? Atomic ache is hard to stomach!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Atomic ! Atomic who ? Atomic ache!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Audacity ! Audacity who ? Audacity way to be !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Audrey ! Audrey who ? Audrey be doing this !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Augusta ! Augusta who ? Augusta wind will blow the witch away!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Augusta ! Augusta who ? Augusta go home now !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aunt Lou ! Aunt Lou who ? Aunt Misbehavin ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aunt Lou ! Aunt Lou who ? Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aunt Lou ! Aunt Lou who ? Aunt Lou do you think you are !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aura ! Aura who ? Aura Lee....!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aurora ! Aurora who ? Aurora's just come from a big tiger !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Austin ! Austin who ? Austin corrected !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Auto ! Auto who ? Auto know, but I've forgotten !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Autumn ! Autumn who ? Autumnastic !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ava ! Ava who ? Ava good mind to go away now !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Avenue ! Avenue who ? Avenue learned my name yet?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Avenue ! Avenue who ? Avenue head the good news !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Avis ! Avis who ? Avis-ibly impared person !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Avocado ! Avocado who ? Avocado a cold !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Avon ! Avon who ? Avon who to come and open zis door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Avon ! Avon who ? Avon to get in !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axeldental Tourist !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Axl ! Axl who ? Axl me nicely and I might just tell you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !

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