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Knock Knock
Who's there !
S-2
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S-2 who ?
S-2 be a morning after !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
S
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S who ?
SOS !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sabina !
Sabina who ?
Sabina a long time since I've seen you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sacha !
Sacha who ?
Sacha lot of questions !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sacha !
Sacha who ?
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Saddam !
Saddam who ?
Saddam and shut up !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sadie !
Sadie who ?
Sadie ten times table twice !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sadie !
Sadie who ?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Safari !
Safari who ?
Safari so good !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Saffron !
Saffron who ?
Saffron a chair and it collapsed !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sal
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Sal who ?
Sal-ong way to Tipperary....!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Salamander !
Salamander who ?
Salamander a raise !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Salami !
Salami who ?
Salami in already !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sally !
Sally who ?
Sallybrate the moments of your life !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sally !
Sally who ?
Sally days !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sally !
Sally who ?
Sally dance !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Salmon !
Salmon who ?
Salmonenchanted evening !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Salome !
Salome who ?
Salome and cheese !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sam
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Sam who ?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sam
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Sam who ?
Sam Francisco, here I come !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sam
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Sam who ?
Sam day you'll recognise me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sam
& Janet !
Sam & Janet who ?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Samantha !
Samantha who ?
Samantha baby have gone to town !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sammy !
Sammy who ?
Sammy better directions and I'll get here faster !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Samson !
Samson who ?
Samson you turned out to be !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Samuel !
Samuel who ?
Sameul be famous one day !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Samuel !
Samuel who ?
Samuel sure is stubborn !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
San
Francisco !
San Francisco ?
San Francisco to the shops to get some sweets !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sandra !
Sandra who ?
Sandra-bout your toes at the beach !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sandy !
Sandy who ?
Sandy locksmith to get this door open !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sandy !
Sandy who ?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Santa !
Santa who ?
Santa email but you never replied !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Santa !
Santa who ?
Santa forward in our team was ill today !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sara
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Sara who ?
Sara 'nother way in ?!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sarah !
Sarah who ?
Sarah 'nother way into this building ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sarah !
Sarah who ?
Sarah doctor in the house ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sarajevo !
Sarajevo who ?
Sarajevo beautiful performance !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sari
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Sari who ?
Sari I was sarong !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Saturn !
Saturn who ?
Saturnday Night Fever !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sauce !
Sauce who ?
Sauce together, now she'll tell everyone !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Saul
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Saul who ?
Saul the King's horses and all the King's men... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Savannah !
Savannah who ?
Savannah you going to open this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Says
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Says who ?
Says me, that's who !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Scargill !
Scargill who ?
Scargill not go any faster !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Schachter !
Schachter who ?
Schachter Ripper. Feel like cutting up ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Schatzi !
Schatzi who ?
Schatzi way to do it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Schatzi !
Schatzi who ?
Schatzi way the ball bounces !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Schicchi !
Schicchi who ?
Schicchi clean !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Schipa !
Schipa who ?
Schipa rope !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Schubert !
Schubert who ?
Schubert I can !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Scissor !
Scissor who ?
Scissor and Cleopatra !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Scold !
Scold who ?
Scold enough for snow !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Scold !
Scold who ?
Scold outside !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Scotland !
Scotland who ?
Scotland on his head, quick call an ambulance !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Scott !
Scott who ?
Scott nothing to do with you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Scott !
Scott who ?
Scott to be the morning after !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Scully !
Scully who ?
Scully-wag !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sebastian !
Sebastian who ?
Sebastion of the community !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Senior !
Senior who ?
Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Senor !
Senor who ?
Senor mother out and let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Senta !
Senta who ?
Senta letter by Express Mail !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seoul !
Seoul who ?
Seoul food !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Serena !
Serena who ?
Serena round the corner !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Serena !
Serena who ?
Serena round Saturn !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Serpent !
Serpent who ?
Serpents are working hard sir !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seseme !
Seseme who ?
Seseme out here, now let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seth
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Seth who ?
Seth me, and what I seth goes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seven !
Seven who ?
Seven knows !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seville !
Seville who ?
Seville row suit!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seville !
Seville who ?
Seville you play with me ?!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seymour !
Seymour who ?
Seymour if you look out of the window !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seymour !
Seymour who ?
Seymour if you have a pane of glass in your door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seymour !
Seymour who ?
Seymour if you open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sharon !
Sharon who ?
Sharon share alike!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sheep !
Sheep who ?
Sheep-ritty do you think !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sheik !
Sheik who ?
Sheil-speare married an Avon lady !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sheik and Geisha !
Sheik and Geisha who ?
Sheilk and Geisha'll find !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sheila !
Sheila who ?
Sheila be coming round the mountains when she comes... !!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Shelby !
Shelby who ?
Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes.. !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Shelly Cohn!
Shelly Cohn who ?
Shelly Cohn carne !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sherbert !
Sherbert who ?
Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sherlock !
Sherlock who ?
Sherlock your door - someone could break in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sherry !
Sherry who ?
Sherry your lunch and I'll be your best friend !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sherry !
Sherry who ?
Sherry dance ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sheryl Crow !
Sheryl Crow who ?
Sheryl Crow to the cinema tonight !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sherwood !
Sherwood who !
Sherwood like to come in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sherwood !
Sherwood who !
Sherwood like to meet you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Shields !
Shields who ?
Shields say anything !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Shirley !
Shirley who ?
Shirley you must know me by now !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Shoe
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Shoe who ?
Shoe, you, you're annoying me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Shoe
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Shoe who ?
Shoe the moon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Shoes !
Shoes who ?
Shoes me, I didn't mean to bump into you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Shower !
Shower who ?
Shower you care, send her some chocolates !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Shura !
Shura who ?
Shura everything !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sibyl !
Sibyl who ?
Sibyl Simon met a pieman going to the fair !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sicily !
Sicily who ?
Sicily question!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sid
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Sid who !
Sid down and have a cup of tea !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sienna !
Sienna who ?
Sienna good at the movies !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Signor !
Signor who ?
Signor light on, so I knocked !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sigrid !
Sigrid who ?
Sigrid service - open up !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Simmy !
Simmy who ?
Simmy a Christmas card !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Simon !
Simon who ?
Simon the other side o the door, if you opened it, you'd see !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Simon !
Simon who ?
Simon the dotted line !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sinatra !
Sinatra who ?
Sinatra be a law !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sincerely !
Sincerely who ?
Sincerely this morning I've been waiting for you to open this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sinead !
Sinead who ?
Sinead in the grass !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sinbad !
Sinbad who ?
Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sinker !
Sinker who ?
Sinker swim, it's up to you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sir
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Sir who ?
Sir View right !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sis
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Sis who ?
Sis any way to treat a friend ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Six
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Six who ?
Six eduacation !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sizzle !
Sizzle who ?
Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sleepy !
Sleepy who ?
Sleepying like a log !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sloane !
Sloane who ?
Sloanely outside, let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Smarties !
Smarties who ?
Smartiest kid in the class !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Smee
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Smee who ?
Smee, your neighbour !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Snake !
Snake who ?
Snake a run for it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sneezy !
Sneezy who ?
Sneezy as pie !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Snickers !
Snickers who ?
Snickers at me because I'm so small !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Snow
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Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Snow
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Snow who ?
Snow business of yours !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Snow
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Snow who ?
Snow use, I've lost the little card with my name on it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Socket !
Socket who ?
Socket to me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Soda
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Soda who ?
Soda socks, they're full of holes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Soda
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Soda who ?
Soda you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sofa
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Sofa who ?
Sofa we haven't made any mistakes !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sofa
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Sofa who ?
Sofa so good !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sofia !
Sofia who ?
Sofia me, I'm hungry !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Soldier !
Soldier who ?
Soldier bike yet ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sonata !
Sonata who ?
Sonata such a big deal !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sondheim !
Sondheim who ?
Sondheim soon we'll meet again !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia bird in a gilded cage !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia foot, I can smell it from here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia paperboy making a delivery !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sondheim !
Sondheim who ?
Sondheim soon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia be another year older !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sonny !
Sonny who ?
Sonny outside isn't it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sophia !
Sophia who ?
Sophia the cat before dinner !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia paper moon... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sophie !
Sophie who ?
Sophie come to the end of the lesson !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sorrel !
Sorrel who ?
Sorrel about the mess !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Soup
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Soup who ?
Superman !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Snow
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Snow who ?
Snow good asking me - I don't know !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Snow
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Snow who ?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spain !
Spain who ?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sparkle !
Sparkle who ?
Sparkle start a fire if you're not careful !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sparrow !
Sparrow who ?
Sparrow little change ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Specter !
Specter who ?
Specter Columbo. You're under arrest !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spell !
Spell who ?
Spelling test !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sphinx !
Sphinx who ?
Sphinx your tie, it's crooked !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spice !
Spice who ?
Spice, the final frontier !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
I spider with my little eye !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
Spider when she thought I wasn't looking !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
Spider what everyone says. I like you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spillane !
Spillana who ?
Spillane that knock knock joke !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spock !
Spock who ?
Spock louder !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spook !
Spook who ?
Spook -etti !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spook !
Spook who ?
Spook only when you are spoken to !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stacey !
Stacey who ?
Stacey what happens next !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stacey !
Stacey who ?
Stacey'ted until the bus stops !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stalin !
Stalin who ?
Stalin for time !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stan
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Stan who ?
Stan your ground !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stan
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Stan who ?
Stan back, I'm knocking the door down !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stan
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Stan who ?
Stan back, I'm going to sneeze !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stan
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Stan who ?
Stan by your man !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stan
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Stan who ?
Stan back, I'm coming through !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stan
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Stan who ?
Stan back or I'll shoot!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stan
and Della !
Stan and Della who ?
Stan and Dellaver !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stanton !
Stanton who ?
Stanton here in the cold is no fun !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stanton !
Stanton who ?
Stanton here answering questions is no fun !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Statue !
Statue who ?
Statue ?. This is me. !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Steber !
Steber who ?
Steber chase !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stefan !
Stefan who ?
Stefan it quick before it bites me !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stella !
Stella who ?
Stella no answer at the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stella !
Stella who ?
Stella want to go home !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stepfather !
Step father who ?
One stepfather and I'll be in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stepfather !
Step father who ?
One stepfather and I'll let you have it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stephanie !
Stephanie who ?
Stephanie gas, we're running late !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Steve !
Steve who ?
Steve upper lip !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Steven !
Steven who ?
Steven the walls have ears !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stevie !
Stevie who ?
Stevie on ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stones !
Stones who ?
Stones sober !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stopwatch !
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stork !
Stork who ?
Stork up on your supplies I'm coming to stay !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Street !
Street who ?
Street to go out to dinner !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stu
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Stu who ?
Stu late to ask questions !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stubborn !
Stubborn who ?
Stubborn your toe really hurts !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sturdy !
Sturdy who ?
Study pot before it burns !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sue
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Sue who ?
Sue Z Q !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sue
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Sue who ?
Sue whomever you want !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sultan !
Sultan who ?
Sultan pepper !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sumi
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Sumi who ?
Sumi, Sumi, what can you do me, I love you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Summer !
Summer who ?
Summer good, summer bad !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Summertime !
Summertime who ?
Summertime you can be a big pest !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sunday !
Sunday who ?
Sunday in the future you'll just let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Supergrass !
Supergrass who ?
Supergrass on your lawn !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sven
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Sven who ?
Sven Brides for Seven Brothers !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Swede !
Swede who ?
Swede Adeline !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Swede !
Swede who ?
Swede smell of success !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sweden !
Sweden who ?
Sweden the coffee !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sweden !
Sweden who ?
Sweden sour is my favourite chinese meal !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sy
!
Sy who ?
Sycho !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sybil !
Sybil who ?
Sybil Simon met a pieman... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sybil !
Sybil who ?
Sybil-ing rivalry !
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