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Knock Knock
Who's there !
I-4 !
I-4 who ?
I-4 the ladies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
I-8 !
I-8 who ?
I-8 lunch already. Is dinner ready ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ian !
Ian who ?
Ian a lot of money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream and scream and scream until I'm sick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream of Jeannie !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream soda !
Ice cream soda who ?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ichabod !
Ichabod ?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Icy !
Icy who ?
Icy you in there, open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida know why I love you like I do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
It's not Ida who, it's Idaho !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida face, she's so ugly !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida know. Sorry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida terrible time getting here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Idaho !
Idaho who ?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
I don't know !
I don't know who ?
I told you I don't know. Why don't you believe me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iglesias !
Iglesias who ?
Iglesias idea I ever had !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Igloo !
Igloo who ?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iguana !
Iguana who ?
Iguana hold you hand !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ike !
Ike who ?
Ike-n't stop laughing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ike !
Ike who ?
Ike could have danced all night !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ilegal !
Ilegal who ?
Ilegals stay in the nest until they feel bettter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ilka !
Ilka who ?
Ilka-pone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ilona !
Ilona who ?
Ilona Ranger !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ima !
Ima who ?
Ima girl who can't say no... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Imogen !
Imogen who ?
Imogen life without chocolate !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ina !
Ina who ?
Ina minute I'm going to knock this door down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ina Claire !
Ina Claire who ?
Ina Claire day, you can see forever !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ina Claire !
Ina Claire who ?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
India !
India who ?
India night time I go to sleep !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
India !
India who ?
India good old summertime... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Indiana !
Indiana who ?
Indiana'ls of history you'll be famous !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Indonesia !
Indonesia who ?
I look at you and I get week Indonesia !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ines !
Ines who ?
Ines-special place to hide your presents !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ingrid !
Ingrid who ?
Ingrid sorrow I have to leave you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Innuendo !
Innuendo who ?
Innuendo the dinner you get dessert !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Insect !
Insect who ?
Insect your name here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iona !
Iona who ?
Iona a great train set !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iowa !
Iowa who ?
Iowa you a dollar !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ira !
Ira who ?
Ira-te, or soon will be if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iran !
Iran who ?
Iran away when you answered before !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iran !
Iran who ?
Iran over here to tell you this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iraq !
Iraq who ?
Iraq of lamb !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irene !
Irene who ?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iris !
Iris who ?
Iris Tew in the name of the law !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iris !
Iris who ?
Iris you were here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irish !
Irish who ?
Irish you would come out and play with me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ireland !
Ireland who ?
Ireland you some money if you promise to pay me back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irma !
Irma who ?
Irma big girl now!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaac !
Isaac who ?
Isaac'ly who do think this is ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaac !
Isaac who ?
Isaac coming out ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabel !
Isabel who ?
Isabel broken, 'cause I had to knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabella !
Isabella who ?
Isabella dropped off so you not hear ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabella !
Isabella who ?
Isabella out of order !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isabelle !
Isabelle who ?

Isabelle necessary on a bicycle ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isadore !
Isadore who ?
Isadore locked or open ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isadore !
Isadore who ?
Isadore locked, I can't get in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaiah !
Isaiah who ?
Isaiah again Knock Knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaiah !
Isaiah who ?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isla !
Isla who ?
Isla be seeing you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Island !
Island who ?
Island on your roof with my parachute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Issue !
Issue who ?
Issue blind? It's me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Istvan !
Istvan who ?
Istvan to be alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Italy !
Italy who ?
Italy be a big job !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan my money back now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan idea you don't want to see me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
It's not Ivan who, it's Ivanhoe !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan idea you know who it is !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan infectious disease!
Slam !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan U. Hat, do you like it ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivana !
Ivana who ?
Ivana be rich !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivana !
Ivana who ?
Ivana to be alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivanhoe !
Ivanhoe who ?
Ivan-hoe the crop, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivor !
Ivor who ?
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivor !
Ivor who ?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivory !
Ivory who ?
Ivory strong like Tarzan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivy !
Ivy who ?
Ivy got you under my skin !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Izzy !
Izzy who ?
Izzy Moe than you can handle ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Izzy !
Izzy who ?
Izzy at the door ? You'd better answer it then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Izzy !
Izzy who ?
Izzy come, Izzy go !

 

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