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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?
Daisy that you are in, but I don't believe them ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dakota !
Dakota who ?
Dakota is too long in
the arms ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dale !
Dale who ?
Dale come if you ask dem ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dali !
Dali who ?
Dali've me alone ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Danskins are not just for dancing ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan the torpedoes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan Druff ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan with faint praise ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dana !
Dana who ?
Dana talk with your mouth full ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dancer !
Dancer who ?
Dancer is simple, it's me! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?
Danielle so loud, I heard you the first time ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Danny !
Danny who ?
Dannybody home ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Danzig !
Danzig who ?
Danzig queen ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Darius !
Darius who ?
Darius a lot I have to tell you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Darren !
Darren who ?
Darren young man on the flying machine ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Darwin !
Darwin who ?
I'll be Darwin you open the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Daryl !
Daryl who ?
Daryl never be another you... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Data !
Data who ?
Data remember ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Datsun !
Datsun who ?
Datsun old joke ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Daughter !
Daughter who ?
Daughter be a law !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave-andalised our home
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave for Night !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
David !
David who ?
David the doorbell,
so I had to knock !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn Juan ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deanna !
Deanna who ?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deanne !
Deanne who ?
Deanne'swer my friend, is blowin' in the wind ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Debbie !
Debbie who ?
Debbie or not to be
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Debussy!
Debussy who ?
Debussy's never on time
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deceit !
Deceit who ?
Deceit of your trousers looks wet ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deena !
Deena who ?
Deena hear me the first time ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhi a joke ...! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhicatessen ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Della !
Della who ?
Della-katessen ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delores !
Delores who ?
Delores is on the side of the good guys ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delphine !
Delphine who ?
Delphine fine, thanks ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delta !
Delta who ?
Delta great hand of cards ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Demi Moore !
Demi Moore who ?
Demi Moore than you did last time ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Demon !
Demon who ?
Demon are a ghouls best friend ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's in Egypt, but I'm here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's a river in Egypt ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro you get, the faster I run ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis must be the right house ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis anyone ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dennis !
Dennis who ?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denise !
Denise who ?
Denise are above your ankles ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denmark !
Denmark who ?
Denmark your own territory ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denver !
Denver who ?
Denver the good old
days ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Depp !
Depp who ?
Depp inside ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Derek !
Derek who ?
Derek of the Hesperus
is a famous poem by Longfellow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Des !
Des who ?
Des no bell, dat's why
I'm knocking ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Desi !
Desi who ?
Desi'gnated hitter ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Desiree !
Desiree who ?
Desiree a ray of sunshine
in my life... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Detail !
Detail who ?
Detail-a phone operator
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Devlin !
Devlin who ?
Devlin a red dress ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dewey !
Dewey who ?
Dewey have to keep saying
all these jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
De Witt!
De Witt who ?
De Witt now or never
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Di !
Di who ?
Di Laffin ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana thirst, can I
have some water please ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana Mals are restless,
open the cage ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diane !
Diane who ?
Diane to meet you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diaz !
Diaz who ?
Diaz of our lives ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dick !
Dick who ?
Dick potatoes out of
the ground ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dickon !
Dickon who ?
Dickon the right answer
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diegol !
Diego who ?
Diego before the B ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel make you feel
better ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on
the step I suppose ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go
knocking around on doors ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Digit !
Digit who ?
Digit leasr ask him
to come with us ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dijon !
Dijon who ?
Dijon and the Belmonts
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dill !
Dill who ?
Dill we meet again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dimaggio !
Dimaggio who ?
Dimaggio yourself on
a desert island... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dimension !
Dimension who ?
Dimension it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dimitri !
Dimitri who ?
Dimitri is where the
burgers grow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah is served ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah shoot until you
see the whites of their eyes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dino !
Dino who ?
Dino the answer ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dinosaur !
Dinosaur who ?
Dinosaur with you because
you called her stupid ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dion !
Dion who ?
Dion to come out with
me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diploma !
Diploma who ?
Diploma to fix the leak
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disaster !
Disaster who ?
Disaster be my lucky
day ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Discusting ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc is a recorded message..
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc land is your land,
disc land is my land ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disease !
Disease who ?
Disease clothes fit
you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise killing me
with all these jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dish !
Dish who ?
Dish ish a schtick-up
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock
joke ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret,
so open the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend,
open the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwashn't de way I
shpoke before I had false teeth ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwasher the way I
spoke before I had false teeth ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message,
please leave your message after the beep ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who
?
Dismay surprise you, but I'm
from New York ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who
?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't
make me laugh ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Distress !
Distress who ?
Distress is brand new
! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dmitri !
Dmitri who
?
Dmitri is where lamb chops
grow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doc !
Doc who ?
Doc turkey ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who
?
That's right - where's my tardis
? |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who
?
You just said it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who
?
That's right, have you seen
my tardis ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly't us in, we're
cold !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly to doughnuts !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dome !
Dome who ?
Dome you recognize my voice
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't just stand there,
say something !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don Harris !
Don Harris who ?
Don Harris me or I won't
come again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don mess about, just
open the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't give up the ship
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don Patrol !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs
bite ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donatello !
Donatello who ?
Donatello'n me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who ?
Don Giovanni talk to
me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to stay out
here forever ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to go to school
today ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donald !
Donald who ?
Donald come baby, cradle
and all... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs
bite ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donkey !
Donkey who ?
Donkey Hotey !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donna !
Donna who ?
Donna sit under an apple
tree with anyone but me... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donna Mae !
Donna Mae who ?
Donna Mae-k you an offer
you can't refuse ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan the door - it's dangerous ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan know your own name ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doozy !
Dooozy who ?
Dooozy mothers choose
jif ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dopey !
Dopey who ?
Dopey a smart alec ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dora !
Dora who ?
Dora wood ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris jammed again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris dropping off its
hinges with all this knocking ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris slammed on my
finger. Ouch ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dorothy !
Dorothy who
?
"Dorothy-nk I'm sexy,
Do you wan't my body..." ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dorrie !
Dorrie who ?
Dorrie I updet you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dot !
Dot who ?
Dot to dot ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dotty !
Dotty who ?
Dotty way the cookie
crumbles ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doug !
Doug who ?
Doug good deeds and you'll go to heaven ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open the door
whatever you do ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut let anyone
else in but me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open until
Christmas ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Douglas !
Douglas who ?
Douglas is broken ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dougy !
Dougy who ?
Dougy hole in your garden ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to
play with me ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here
anymore ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to
let me in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer
the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the
time? ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Drucilla !
Drucilla who ?
Drucilla kid you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Drugs !
Drugs who ?
No Thanks ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Drum!
Drum who ?
Drum as fast as you
can ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Duane !
Duane who ?
Duane the bath, I'm
dwowning !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dublin!
Dublin who ?
Dublin up with laughter
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're
throwing things at us ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Duffy !
Duffy who ?
Duffy few, the proud, the Marines ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Duke !
Duke who ?
Duke come here often
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dumbbell !
Dumbbell who ?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan make your garden
grow better ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan make your garden
grow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan disorderly again
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Duncan !
Duncan who ?
Duncan biscuits in your
coffee ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dunce !
Dunce who ?
Dunce-ay another word
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dunfield !
Dunfield who ?
Dunfield good when I woke up this morning ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dustin Hoffman !
Dustin Hoffman who ?
Dustin Hoffman welcome
mat for you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dutch !
Dutch who ?
Dutch me in the morning
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne the bathtub.
I'm dwowning ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne in Spain falls
mainly on the plain... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dwight !
Dwight who ?
Dwight way and the wrong
way ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dynamite !
Dynamite who ?
Dynamite if you ask
her nicely ! |
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