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What
do you get if you cross a donkey and Christmas ?
Muletide greetings ! |
What
do you get if you cross the devil and an anagram ?
Santa ! |
What
do you get if you cross a Shakespeare play and a pig ?
A Ham omelette ! |
What
do you get if you cross a Shakespeare play and a vampire ?
Bat breath ! |
What
do you get if you cross an Eskimo and an ex-boyfriend ?
The cold shoulder ! |
What
do you get if you cross a penguin and an elk ?
Chocolate moose ! |
What
do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda ! |
What
do you get if you cross a skeleton, a feather and a joke book
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Rib ticklers ! |
What
do you get if you cross a skeleton and a garden spade ?
Skullduggery ! |
What
do you get if you cross a skeleton and a dog ?
An animal that buries itself ! |
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