What do you get if you cross a donkey and Christmas ?
Muletide greetings !
What do you get if you cross the devil and an anagram ?
Santa !
What do you get if you cross a Shakespeare play and a pig ?
A Ham omelette !
What do you get if you cross a Shakespeare play and a vampire ?
Bat breath !
What do you get if you cross an Eskimo and an ex-boyfriend ?
The cold shoulder !
What do you get if you cross a penguin and an elk ?
Chocolate moose !
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !
What do you get if you cross a skeleton, a feather and a joke book ?
Rib ticklers !
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a garden spade ?
Skullduggery !
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a dog ?
An animal that buries itself !

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