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What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra ?
Across the road safely !
What do you get if you cross a bee and a coach ?
A Buzzzz !
What do you get if you cross a monster and a chicken ?
Free strange eggs !
What do you get if you cross a fish and bad breath ?
Halibut - osis !
What do you get if you cross a compass and a shellfish ?
A guided mussel !
What do you get if you cross a school with a computer supplier ?
Floppy Desks !
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?
Infantry !
What do you get if you cross a very bent piece of wood with a spaceship ?
Warp factor 7 !
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser, a storyteller and a young horse ?
A pony tail !
What do you get if you cross motorcycle and a funny story ?
A Yamaha ha ha ha !

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