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What do you get if you cross a plank of wood and a pencil ?
A drawing board !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a football game ?
Spot-the-ball !
What do you get if you cross a spider with a computer ?
A web page !
What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?
Loo-Loo !
What do you get if you cross a frog with a traffic warden ?
Toad away !
What do you get if you cross a flea with some moon rock ?
A lunar - tick !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?
Something that goes straight for the juggler !
What do you get if you cross a snake with a building site ?
A boa-constructor !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an alarm clock ?
Politics !
What do you get if you cross a bottle of washing up liquid and a mouse ?
Bubble and squeak !
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