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What
do you get if you cross a skunk and a pair of tennis rackets
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Ping pong ! |
What
do you get if you cross a pudding and a cow pat ?
A smelly jelly ! |
What
do you get if you cross a pig and a box of itching powder ?
Pork scratching ! |
What
do you get if you cross a bear with a freezer ?
A teddy brrrrr ! |
What
do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire ?
Something new fangled ! |
What
do you get if you cross a tin opener, a vampire and a cricket
team ?
An opening bat ! |
What
do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter ?
A lawn mooer ! |
What
do you get if you cross a ice cream with a dog ?
Frost-bite ! |
What
do you get if you cross a helicopter with a cornish pasty ?
Something pie in the sky ! |
What
do you get if you cross a pair of dogs with a hairdresser ?
A shampoodle and setter ! |
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