	*What do you get if you cross...*
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What do you get if you cross a leopard and a bunch of flowers ?
A beauty spot !

What do you get if you cross a biscuit with a car tyre ?
Crumbs !

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and an aeroplane ?
The hare force !

What do you get if you cross a Welshman with a problem ?
A Dai-lemma !

What do you get if you cross a pub and a steelworks ?
An iron bar !

What do you get if you cross a cow and a jogging machine ?
A milk shake !

What do you get if you cross a book and a pound of fat ?
Lard of the rings !

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?
A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?
A spooksman !

What do you get if you cross a suitcase with filbert ?
A nut case !

	*What do you get if you cross...*
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