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What
do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?
A wedding ring ! |
What
do you get if you cross a doctor's surgery and a mountain range
?
Peak Practice ! |
What
do you get if you cross a pig and an emergency vehicle ?
A Hambulance ! |
What
do you get if you cross a joke book and a snowstorm ?
Corn Flakes ! |
What
do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?
A lot of crackling on the line ! |
What
do you get if you cross a vampire and a plumber ?
A drain in the neck ! |
What
do you get if you cross an Italian landmark and a ghost ?
The screaming tower of Pisa ! |
What
do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap
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What
do you get if you cross a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker ?
A bird that knocks before delivering a
message ! |
What
do you get if you cross a frog and a secret agent ?
A croak and dagger story ! |
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