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Why
is a shoemaker's job unpleasant?
Because of all the low-down heels that he has to work with. |
Why
shouldn't you believe painters?
Because they spread it on thick. |
Why
was Count Dracula glad to help young vampires?
He liked to see new blood in the business. |
Why
was the banker bored?
Because he lost interest in everything. |
Why
was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was always horsing around. |
Why
was the expert in the pretzel factory fired?
He tried to- straighten things out. |
Why
was the Marine sergeant discharged?
Because he was rotten to the Corps (core). |
Why
was the photographer arrested?
Because he shot people and blew them up. |
Why
was the worker fired from his job in the mattress factory?
Because he was caught lying down on the job. |
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