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If you
crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?
Organised grime (crime). |
If you
crossed a jeweller and a laundry man, what would you have?
Ring around the collar. |
What
are doctors?
People who practice medicine but charge as if they know it. |
What
could you call a highly educated and skilled plumber?
A drain surgeon. |
What
did Cinderella say when her photos didn't show up?
"Some day my prints (prince) will come." |
What
did the ghost want to do when he grew up?
He wanted to join the Ghost (Coast) Guard. |
What
did the invisible girl want to be when she grew up?
A gone-gone dancer. |
What
did the laundry man say to the impatient customer?
"Keep your shirt on!" |
What
did the little skunk want to be when it grew up?
A big stinker. |
What
did the painter say to the wall?
"One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!" |
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