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What
does a farmer grow if he works hard enough?
Tired. |
What
happened when the girl met the goat in the dairy?
The goat turned to butter (butt her). |
What
happens to a postman when he gets old?
He loses his zip. |
What
insect does a blacksmith make?
The firefly. |
What
is a tailor's son?
A son of a so-and-so (sew-and-sew). |
What
is a thirsty physician?
A dry dock (doc). |
What
is an astronomer?
A night watchman with a college education. |
What
is an expert on soda pop?
A fizzician (physician). |
What
is the difference between a blind man and a retired sailor?
The blind man cannot see to go, the retired sailor cannot go
to sea. |
What
is the difference between a composer and a letter carrier?
One writes notes, the other delivers them. |
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