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What
did the rabbit want to be when he grew up?
He wanted to join the Hare (Air) Force. |
What
did the woman say to the adding machine?
"I'm counting on you." |
What
did the worm want to do when he grew up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps). |
What
do atomic scientists do when they go on vacation?
They go fission (fishing). |
What
do historians talk about when they meet?
Old times, of course. |
What
do you call a minister named "Fiddle?"
Fiddle, D. D. |
What
do you call an undertaker in the South?
A Southern planter. |
What
do you call the person who judges art contests?
An artificial (art official). |
What
do you call the person who mows the grass of a baseball field?
A diamond cutter. |
What
do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
Lots. |
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