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What
profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock
Politics (Polly ticks). |
What
salesman has the slickest line?
A hair grease salesman. |
What
was Noah's profession?
He was an arkitect (architect). |
When
do mathematicians die?
When their numbers are up. |
When
does it pay to be boring?
When you're a ditch digger. |
When
is a teacher like a bird of prey?
When he watches you like a hawk. |
Who
judges baking contests?
A pirate. |
Who
makes a million dollars a day?
Someone who works in a mint. |
Who
was the first nuclear scientist?
Eve because she knew all about the atom (Adam). |
Why
are garbage men unhappy?
Because they are down in the dumps so much. |
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