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Why did the owl make everyone laugh?
Because he was a howl. |
Why did the tightrope walker always carry his bank book?
In order to check his balance. |
Why did they have to put a fence around the cemetery?
Because so many people were dying to get in. |
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
It beats walking. |
Why doesn't the piano work?
Because it only knows how to play. |
Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?
Because one word leads to another. |
Why is a phonograph needle like a chicken?
They both scratch. |
Why is a violin like an auto?
It is best when tuned up. |
Why is Lassie like a comet?
They both are stars with tails. |
Why is the circusman who was shot out of the cannon not working anymore?
Because he was discharged. |
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