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Who
makes up jokes about knitting?
A nitwit. |
Who
was Mr. Ferris?
He was a big wheel in the amusement park business. |
Who
wrote, "Oh, say can you see?"
An eye doctor. |
Why
are comedians like doctors?
Because they keep people in stitches. |
Why
are good bowlers like labour unions?
Because they strike a lot. |
Why
are jazz musicians so sweet?
Because they play in jam sessions. |
Why
are movie stars cool?
Because they have so many fans. |
Why
are pianos so noble?
Many are upright and the rest are grand. |
Why
can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. |
Why
couldn't anyone find the famous composer?
Because he was Haydn (hidin'). |
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