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Did you hear the story about the oatmeal?
Never mind. It's a lot of mush. |
Did you hear the story about the piece of butter?
Never mind. I don't want to spread it around. |
How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek). |
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor. |
If you scratch a horse's hair on a cat gut, what do you get?
Violin music. |
Phil played the harmonica so well he now plays with what symphony orchestra?
The Philharmonica. |
What amusement park ride breaks up romances?
A merry-go-round. When the ride is over, people stop going around with each other. |
What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet. |
What broadcasting company has the best horror shows?
The Ghost-to-Ghost network. |
What dance did the Pilgrims do?
The Plymouth Rock. |
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