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What game do you play in water?
Swimming pool. |
What happened to the kid who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back. |
What has eight feet and can sing?
A barbershop quartet. |
What holiday does Dracula celebrate in November?
Fangsgi ving (Thanksgiving). |
What is a boiling kettle's favourite song?
"Home on the Range. " |
What is a car fender's favourite song?
"Fender (when the) Moon Shines Over the Mountain. " |
What is a dance for two containers?
The can-can. |
What is a fund for needy musicians?
A band aid. |
What is a ghost's favourite song?
"A-Haunting We Will Go. " |
What is a horse's favourite song?
"Big Horse (because) I Love You. " |
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