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What
is a musical pickle?
A piccolo. |
What
is a perfect name for a selfish girl?
Mimi (me, me). |
What
is a vampire's favourite song?
"Fangs (thanks) for the Memory." |
What
is an opera?
In an opera people sing before they die. |
What
is as round as the moon, as black as coal, and has a hole in
the middle?
A phonograph record. |
What
is avoidance?
A dance for people who hate each other. |
What
is green and sings?
Elvis Parsley. |
What
is in fashion but always out of date?
The letter F. |
What
is the difference between a ballerina and a duck?
One dances Swan Lake, the other swims in it. |
What
is the difference between a dancer and a duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on
her beautiful legs. |
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