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What is the easiest way to get on TV?
Sit on your set. |
What is the Eskimo's favourite song?
"Freeze (For he's) a Jolly Good Fellow." |
What is the favourite ride of ghost children?
The roller ghoster (coaster). |
What keeps out bugs and shows movies?
Screens. |
What kind of band doesn't make music?
A rubber band. |
What kind of book does Frankenstein like to read?
A novel with a cemetery plot. |
What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance. |
What kind of flower does Lassie like?
A cauliflower (collie flower). |
What kind of girl does a mummy go out with?
Any girl he can dig up. |
What kind of inning does a monster baseball game have?
Frightening (fright inning). |
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