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How do frogs die? T
hey Kermit suicide. |
Why doesnt Kermit like
elephants?
They always want to play leap-frog with him. |
What do you get if you
cross a planet with a toad?
Star warts. |
What is a toad's favorite
ballet?
Swamp Lake. |
What do toads drink?
Croaka-cola. |
What do frogs drink?
Hot croako. |
What is green and slimy
and is found at the North Pole?
A lost frog. |
What kind of shoes to
frogs like?
Open-toad sandals. |
What do you call a frog
spy?
A croak and dagger agent. |
Where do frogs keep
their treasure?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow. |
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