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What kind of pole is
short and floppy?
A tadpole. |
What do you call a skeleton
snake?
A rattler. |
Mother: John, why did
you put a slug in auntie's bed?
John: Because I couldn't fiend a snake. |
1st snake: I'm glad
I'm not poisonous!
2nd snake: Why?
1st snake: Because I've just bitten my tongue. |
Fisherman: What are
you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms. |
Surveyor: This house
is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down?
Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands. |
Boy: What's black, slimy,
with hairy legs and eyes on stalks?
Mom: Eat the biscuits and don't worry what's in the tin. |
Witch: I'd like some
tiles for my bathroom.
Shopkeeper: But this is a pet shop.
Witch: That's all right - I want reptiles. |
Father: Why did you
put a toad in your sister's bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider. |
Did you hear about the
stupid snake?
He lost his skin. |
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