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Creepies & Reptile Jokes |
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What do you get if you
cross a glow-worm with a pint of beer?
Light ale. |
Why was the glow-worm
unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright. |
What did the woodworm
say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you! |
What's worse than finding
a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot in your apple. |
What did one maggot
say to another?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a joint like this? |
What do you get if you
cross a glow-worm with a python?
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death. |
How can you tell if
you are looking at a police glow-worm?
He has a blue light. |
When should you stop
for a glow-worm?
When he has a red light. |
Why are glow-worms good
to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load. |
What's yellow, wiggly
and dangerous?
A maggot with a bad attitude. |
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