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Slimies,
Creepies & Reptile Jokes |
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What did one worm say
to another when he was late home?
Why in earth are you late? |
What's the dif ference
between a worm and a gooseberry?
Ever tried eating worm pie? |
What do you get if you
cross a worm with an elephant?
Big holes in your garden. |
What is the best advice
to give a worm?
Sleep late. |
Why do worms taste like
chewing gum?
Because they're Wrigley's. |
What lives in apples
and is an avid reader?
A bookworm. |
What makes a glow-worm
glow?
A light meal. |
What would you do if
you found a bookworm chewing your favorite book?
Take the words right out of its mouth. |
What is a bookworm's
idea of a big feast?
War and Peace. |
Who was wet and slippery
and invaded England?
William the Conger. |
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