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Creepies & Reptile Jokes |
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What is wet and slippery
and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel. |
What do you get if you
cross a snake with a Lego set?
A boa constructor. |
What is a snake's favorite
food?
Hiss fingers. |
What is the dif ference
between a poisonous snake and a headmaster?
You can make a pet out of the snake. |
Which hand would you
use to grab a poisonous snake?
Your enemy's. |
What do you do if you
find a black mamba in your toilet?
ait until he's finished. |
What is a snake's favorite
opera?
Wriggletto. |
Why did the two boa
constrictors get married?
Because they had a crush on each other. |
What should you do if
you fiend a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe. |
What do you call a snake
that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa. |
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