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Slimies,
Creepies & Reptile Jokes |
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Why can't you trust
snakes?
They speak with forked tongue. |
What snakes are good
at sums?
Adders. |
What do you get if you
cross a snake with a hotdog?
A fangfurther. |
What is a snake's favorite
dance?
Snake, rattle and roll. |
What do you get if you
cross a snake with a pig?
A boar constrictor. |
Why are snakes hard
to fool?
They have no leg to pull. |
What do you call a python
with a great bedside manner?
A snake charmer. |
Why did the viper want
to become a python?
He got the coiling. |
What do most people
do when they see a python?
They re-coil. |
What school subject
are snakes best at?
Hiss-to ry. |
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