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Gorilla Jokes ! |
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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
Hairy Truman! |
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They're willing to work peanuts! |
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite! |
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare! |
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite! |
Why did the Ape jump off the building?
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of! |
Why did the Ape walk around the ladder?
It wanted to get into high society! |
Why did the Ape wear red suspenders?
The blue ones broke! |
Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it! |
Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?
To avoid the draft! |
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