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When he swings on the
vines in France, what do the natives call Boy's father?
Tarzan of the Grapes! |
When Jane gets angry
at Tarzan, what does she call him?
A big Ape! |
When the Giant Ape played
basketball, why did the other players stay away from him?
Because he played left guard and refused to use Right Guard! |
When the lumberjacks
sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree! |
Where can you buy an
Ape?
In any supermarket, department store, or retail establishment - at a monster sale! |
Where did the Gorilla
play baseball?
In the bush leagues,of course! |
Where does Tarzan head
first when he arrives in Italy?
The Ape-ian way! |
Where does the vampire
Ape find his victims?
Any neck of the woods! |
Which American President
did Apes like most?
Ape Lincoln! |
Which Apes know how
to mix drinks well?
Zoo Apes - they spend their lives behind bars! |
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