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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
They'll both bite at anything! |
How do we know that Tarzan was religious?
He was a man of the (lion) cloth! |
How do you fit six Apes into a sports car?
Two in the front, two in the back, and two in the glove compartment! |
How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla! |
How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell it an elephant joke! |
How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it waiting for three hours! |
How do you make a green Gorilla?
Cross a blue gorilla with a yellow one! |
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae! |
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?'' |
How do you stop an Ape from charging?
Take away its credit cards! |
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