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What did the mother
snake say to her crying baby ?
Stop crying and viper your nose ! |
What's the best thing
about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality ! |
Why did the python do
national service ?
He was coiled up ! |
What's a snakes favourite
flower ?
Coily-flowers ! |
What song to snakes
like to sing ?
Viva Aspana ! |
What happened when a
deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
He died in agony ! |
Why did the viper, viper
nose ?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief ! |
What did the snake say
when another asked him the time ?
Don't asp me ! |
What do you give a sick
snake ?
Asp-rin ! |
What do you call a snake
who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent ! |
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