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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?
Stop crying and viper your nose !
What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality !
Why did the python do national service ?
He was coiled up !
What's a snakes favourite flower ?
Coily-flowers !
What song to snakes like to sing ?
Viva Aspana !
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
He died in agony !
Why did the viper, viper nose ?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?
Don't asp me !
What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !
What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent !
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