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What's hairy and flies
through the air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla! |
What's long, black,
hairy and very dangerous?
A thundering herd of apes! |
What's the best way
to call a Gorilla?
Long distance! |
What's the easiest way
for a Gorilla hunter to make money?
Collect unemployment insurance! |
What's the worst thing
you can call a gorilla?
A big baboon! |
When a primate has love
problems, what does he or she do?
Writes to Dear Ape-y! |
When an ape visits his
tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit! |
When did the Gorillas
start to picket the cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers! |
When do Apes go Ape?
When they act like baboons! |
When does a chimp act
like another animal?
Any time it acts like a chimp off the old block! |
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