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How does a Gorilla become another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon! |
If a cow eats in a calf-ateria, where does an ape eat?
Anywhere it pleases! |
If Dr Zaius married Zera in 'Planet of the Apes,' what would their baby's first words be?
Ga, ga! |
| If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft? |
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
A very large bedroom. |
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
Wet! |
In which book can you find Mighty Joe Young's life history?
Who's Zoo! |
IQ TEST: The veterinarian was six feet tall and wore a size 11 shoe. What did he weigh?
ANSWER: Whether to step into the gorilla cage! |
What did Dr.Sigmund Freud contribute to the world of the primate?
Ape-lied psychology. |
What did former Tarzans Lex Barker, Johnny Weissmuller and Buster Crabbe say about their film careers?
It was reel fun |
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