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Eleven dogs shared one
umbrella, yet none got wet. How did they manage?
It wasn't raining. |
How can you tell a dog
from a jar of peanut butter?
The shaggy dog doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth. |
How can you tell a dog
from a tomato?
The tomato is red. |
How can you tell a dog
from an elephant?
The elephant remembers. |
How did the dog feel
when he lost his flashlight?
Delighted. |
How did the dog get
into the locked cemetery at night?
He used a skeleton key. |
How did the dog make
anti-freeze?
He stole her blanket. |
How did the dog make
gold soup?
He put in 24 carrots. |
How did the dog's owner
know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth. |
How do you keep a dog
from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your back yard. |
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