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What is a dog's favourite
tree?
The dogwood. |
What is black and white
and red all over?
A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn. |
What is taller when
it sits down than when it stands up?
A dog. |
What is the difference
between a barking dog and an umbrella?
The umbrella can be shut up. |
What is the difference
between a dog and a mailbox?
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail. |
What is worse than a
dog howling at the moon?
Two dogs howling at the moon. |
What looks like a dog,
sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
A pup. |
What place of business
helps dogs who have lost their tails?
A retail store. |
What should you do if
you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa. |
What should you do if
you find a 500-pound dog wearing your favourite tie?
Go see a doctor. You have been seeing too many 500-pound dogs lately. |
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