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What is the best time
to take a Rottweiler for a walk ?
Any
times he wants to ! |
When does a dog go
"moo" ?
When
it is learning a new language ! |
What kind of dog chases
anything red ?
A bull dog ! |
What kind of dog wears
a uniform and medals ?
A guard
dog ! |
What do you call a
dog in jeans and a sweater ?
A plain clothes police dog ! |
What do you get if
you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?
The
collie wobbles ! |
Why do you need a licence
for a dog and not for a cat ?
Cats can't drive ! |
What do you call a
dog in the middle of a muddy road ?
A mutt
in a rut ! |
When is a black dog
not a black dog ?
When it's a greyhound ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog with a blind mole ?
A dog
that keeps barking up the wrong tree ! |
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