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Which dog tastes better when eaten?
A hot dog. |
Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The outside, of course. |
Who gave the dog a black eye?
Nobody gave it to him. He had to fight for it. |
Why are dogs such poor dancers?
They have two left feet. |
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can. |
Why did the dog jump off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway. |
Why did the dog jump up and down on the potato patch?
He hoped to raise mashed potatoes. |
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
He was colour-blind. |
Why did the dog run in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding. |
Why did the dog say he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast. |
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