How do you catch a runaway dog ?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !
What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A shampoodle !
A shampoodle !
What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?
Any kind of bloodhound !
Any kind of bloodhound !
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire haired terriers !!
Wire haired terriers !!
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie !
A jolly collie !
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling !
A dingo-ling !
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound !
A bud hound !
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
What is the dogs favourite city ?
New Yorkie !
New Yorkie !
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Growlcho Marx !
Growlcho Marx !
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